TacoBrains

Once upon a random night, there was a hobo named Phillip with his pet sloth, Jerry. Every night, they would go to the Canadian park and sell pictures of Jerry, since no one has ever seen a sloth in Canada before! But Jerry the sloth eventually got tired of his life of a paparazzi sloth and ran away to Idaho, the land of potatoes! He then became CEO of the company Sloths Inc, a company that sells sloth- shaped potatoes and French fries! He became very rich and married Samantha, the pug who smelled like cheese, and had 3 little slug babies (Sloth-pugs, not snail thingies). But then Jerry began to miss Phillip the hobo- so he flew to Canada, to